Umbriss

steven-stoned:

calumnw:

steven-stoned:

aww kyuubey or whatever his name is is real cute

a lot has changed in the 7 hours u posted this right steven

kyuubey is an ugly cunt

(via raikissu)

Source: steven-stoned
cloudwatchingangels:

aproperroman:

Here’s your pro-tip from an English Major for the day:

If you’re confused about the correct place to put the word “whom” in a sentence, use the “he/she” vs “him/her” test.

he/she = who

him/her = whom

For example, if you’re saying “Who wrote this letter?”

Who is correct here because he/she wrote the letter.

Now if you’re saying “To whom do I give this letter?”

You are giving the letter to him/her, thus, whom is correct.

(via prpltnkr)

Source: aproperroman
sailortitties:

Less ‘porn’ nsfw and more ‘I just wanted to draw someone nude’ nsfw.

Source: sailortitties
faildozer:

kawaii-rainbow-pony:

Twilight Sparkle＊Centaur by kazeco

“Don’t know if want to draw pony today, or human…GUESS I’LL DO BOTH!”

Source: kawaii-rainbow-pony
amaeza:

untruc:

amaeza:

you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.

This is an “inability to respect women” problem.

Which is a male problem.

(via prpltnkr)

Source: amaezo
lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady
(via archionblu)

Source: lizthefangirl
lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

(via soberondrugs)

Source: lobotomyfail
faildozer:

umbriss:

rawrcharlierawr:

mysecretclopaccount:

lunaismaiwaifu: LOOK
lunaismaiwaifu: I’M NOT SAYIN
lunaismaiwaifu: I WOULDN’T ENJOY A DILDO UP MY BUM
lunaismaiwaifu: Oh god where is this going
MySecret ClopAccount: on my tumblr, probably

WELL GOOD THING I’M FOLLOWING EVERYONE’S SECRET CLOP ACCOUNTS NOW

LIMW DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS

obb

woah, wait, wut? LIMW, why were we thinking the same thing yesterday?
Clearly you, me, LIMW, and RCR need to have a dildo party.

Source: mysecretclopaccount
shugarskull:

Finished another commission. I think I’ll reward myself by drawing flat chested barely legal cat girls because I’m gross.
Moar liek awesome amirite

Source: shugarskull
NSFW ASKS
- 1: When did you lose your virginity?
- 2: Rough sex or soft sex?
- 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
- 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
- 5: Favourite sex position?
- 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
- 7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
- 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
- 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
- 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
- 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
- 12: How often do you have sex?
- 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
- 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
- 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
- 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
- 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
- 18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
- 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
- 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
- 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
- 22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
- 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
- 24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
- 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
- 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
- 27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
- 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
- 29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
- 30: Do you watch porn?
Source: roleplayaskmemes

NSFW ASKS